Mum: Hey, Stepper, what's up?
Me: I just saved a ton of money on my textbooks!
Mum: Really? How'd you do that?
Me: I didn't buy them from the University and rented two. I was supposed to pay nearly $600, saved over $300. I only spent $240 on the books I need this semester! I'm so excited!
Mum: That's great! Way to go! Guess what!
Me: Uhh.. what?
Mum: G got you something.
Me thinking: My stepdad bought me something?
Me: G bought me something?
Mum: Yeah! A taser!
Me: A taser? I'm confused.
Mum: Yeah! He got me one and thought it would be a good idea to get you one, too. Said he was worried about you walking around town by yourself!
Me: Mum, I don't know how to use a taser.
Mum: It's easy. Just point and touch. Skin, preferably.
Me: Uhhh.... Thanks! I can't wait to not have to use it! I can't wait to play with it!
No comments:
Post a Comment